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Gal: kia dekhte hoBoy: Mamay tumhareGal: kia chate hoBoy: Chot yumhariGal: Na hum jo kehdeBoy: Gand phar denge tumhare------------ --------- ----Teri lita k lon, ya bitha k lon,Karo andhera y bulb jala k lon,Ya tujhe ma karo khara y phir jhuka k lon,Ab tu hi bata de ma teri ………………….…………………………………………photo kaese lon.------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Sex Horoscope: Ye hafta kaesa rahe ga.Ap ka dhyian chotiyape k kamon ma rahega. Lund pe pakarDheeli rahe gi. Chot k dershan bohat mushkil ha. Tatte bujheBujhe rahen ga. Or hoshyari bilkul nahi chodna ap ki gand mari jane ka imkan ha.
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Gareeb huby s wife boli: suno g ALWAYS pad le ker ana,Huby: Bhok mitane ke liye roti nahi or tujhe chut sukhane ke liyeDOUBLE ROTI chaye.------------ --------- --------- --------- ---Exams r like wives: 1. too many questions, 2. difficult to understand, 3. more explanations needed, 4. Result is always failure------------ --------- --------- --------- ----
Teaecher : write 55,Johny: How?Teacher: write 5, beside it another 5Johny: Write 5 n stopped.Teacher Wat's wrongJohny: I don't know which side to write other 5.
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Molvion ki bus jarahe thi, 1 ne kaha: jaese koi lerki nazer aye to Astag Farullah perhna, KAFI DARE BAD 1 NE ASTAG FARULLAH PERHABAKI BOLE: KIDHER HA?, KIDHER HA?------------ --------- --------- --------- --
1 truck dosre truck ko khench raha tha. Ye dekh ker sardar zor zor s hasne laga or zamin pe lot pot hogaya or bola "1 russi ko khencg n eke liye 2 truck.